The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd offer to let you try my retort on for size, but I'm concerned that it may emotionally scar you for life - and I wouldn't want that on my concience. You'll just have to accept my word for it's deeply sarcastic and damaging properties