The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This seems to be happening more and more... picture the phone call if you will
Ring ring Pointlessly existing pleb: "Hello?" Stead "Hi - is that Pointlessly existing pleb?" Pointlessly existing pleb: "Yes" Stead "Hi Pointlessly existing pleb, its Stead here, how are you?" Pointlessly existing pleb: "Fine" .....................................................(uncomfortable silence).............................................. Stead "Good, I'm fine too - thank you for asking" Pointlessly existing pleb: "oh, right - yes how are you?, not that I care, I only ask now because you've pointed out my moronic tendancy to ignore everyone else in the world apart from myself, because despite having a brain the size of a walnut and living on a diet of crisps and coke I still think I'm worth something to this world, which I'm not because I suck and should be euthanised immediately for wasting air..."
End of call -
That REALLY winds me up - if I'm decent enough to ask you how you are, at the VERY least put "Thanks" into your reply to acknowledge that you appreciate my care and concern and, also you SHOULD ask how I am too!
Its polite - its how society works YOU FLAMING BAGS OF ANAL SEEPAGE!!!!!!
sorry... not aimed at anyone on this glorious board.
back to my day - la la la fairies and sunshine...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Or as bad as people who ask how you are and clearly don't give a moneky's. They're really annoying. I always tell them in gratuitous detail, because it really annoys them.
I have two work mugs. One used to be a Gromit with a colour change nose, only now his nose is permanently red & the pupils have worn off his eyes. The other says 'BITCH' all over it :)
btw I find people asking me how I am most annoying, unless they genuinely give a damn.
I have a cheap and nasty mug that I bought from Asda for 49p. It has squares on it that look like they were drawn by a small child using only a crayon clutched between his toes, in the midst of an epileptic fit.
