Gender profiles.

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

RE: RE: Gender profiles.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Yeah. A little bit.

ROFLWSS is less rude. But since I just made it up, you probably don't know what that means, either. Any guesses?

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

rolling on floor laughing while sucking sweets?

-- Edited by Short Santa at 09:54, 2005-04-26

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Heh. Sweets. I want sweets. Peanut M&Ms...

But wrong. So there.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

rolling on floor laughing while sides splitting?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Spot on. Well done.

Your turn.

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

I am the only person in the world who thinks M&M's are horrid?

All my friends think i'm mad

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

D bought a HUGE bag of peanut M&Ms at lunchtime yesterday. He must have eaten them all cos he didn't leave any for me to find today. From that I'd say he likes 'em and if the King likes 'em, they MUST be nice.

All hail the King!

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Will the King be in trouble with Stead now for eating chocolate and wandering from the fitness regime??

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

I have a feeling I could get DD into BIG trouble with Stead on this one.

I wonder how much my silence is worth to DD.

Or my talking is to Stead for that matter!!!

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Won't he just read this?

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Yes, but that's not the half of it. I see what DD has for breakfast & lunch four times a week.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Ar! Excellent.

list what he eats. double it. add chocolate sprinkles. threaten to post it to stead unless he gives you lots and lots of peanut m&ms...

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Then give some of the M&Ms to DD to get in his good books before the malodourous canine deposit hits the proverbial air circulation meduim.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

:quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"She/he* plays Diode. And she/he* ain't here to defend herself/himself just now, so I feel perfectly justified (and, more importantly I have an illusion of safety) in mocking her/him in her/his absence.* *delete as applicable (he's a boy really. But he acts like a LADY!)"

1 Darren - you and I need to talk about our relationship!!!!!!!

2 Then we need to talk about your breakfasts....

Welcome back from your poncy training course DUDE!!! MMMWWWOOOOOHHHAAAHHAAA!!!!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

I hope it's not poncy cos I'm on it next week.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

quote:
Originally posted by: Copper
"Ar! Excellent. list what he eats. double it. add chocolate sprinkles. threaten to post it to stead unless he gives you lots and lots of peanut m&ms..."

The letter is going to read something like this:

Dear Stead,

This morning, Darren had 2 limp, warmed (not toasted, because the guys in the canteen can't get their heads round the concept) teacakes covered in chocolate sprinkles. This is instead of the two chocolate sprinkled bannanas that he had yesterday and the 2 chocolate sprinkled nothings that he had the day before.

Love from

Sooty

I'm not sure it's gonna cause me any real problems with the little drummer-boy.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

I think you migt be right. Who's a fit and healthy boy now?