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Girls only: Do you wear high heels in your day to day existence? [6 vote(s)]

Yes. Constantly. I feel inferior to men and the only way to deal with it is to artificially add 2-3 inches to my height
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No. I absolutely do not. I'm a shortarse and proud of it.
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Er. None of your business, you internet perv.
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ddvmor


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Right.  We need to clear up a small issue that has caused a brief bit of sicussion in the office.


High heels.  Why do girls wear them?


I have a theory (which is downright sexist and deliberately inflammatory):  Girls know that they are inferior to men.  They have no chance of being as good as men, so they take every opportunity to be a bit more like them.  Like increasing their height and wearing trousers and stuff like that.


Discuss.


This also led onto a secondary sub-topic which was this:  How many of the girls on the Bored Board routinely wear high heels.  I suspect relatively few as you lot are pretty bright and well adjusted and I don't think you have much to compensate for! Well done. :thumbs up:


God, I can be condescending at times.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:01, 2005-04-22

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A one legged chicken has a better chance of being caught in heels than I do.

Gimme my steel-tips, flip-flops, or if I'm going somewhere nice. my Mary Janes

I do know a lot of women that wear them regularly - and on the streets of Manhattan they're almost a staple - but I have yet to figure out how people are comfortable walking around like Barbie all day long.



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Dont wear heels, dont wear skirts, rarely wear make-up. :)


I wear trainers because they are comufy.. good for running in and look snazy! I'd like to see someone in high heels running around a park being silly or what ever I feel like doing.


Girls are far from inferior! I'd pritty much consider them equal really.. though girls are obusly cuter ;) I dont want to be anything like a man thank you very much, just dont want to have to worry about people trying to look up my skirt or the wind blowing it.. etc etc. Life is easyer wearing jeans and i like the simple life. Tum Tum the outside life for me (when i'm not addicted to stupid on-line games).



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Ok.  Heres the thing.


I think heels make ladies arses more pert.  I think that is why they wear them and why boys like them.  Have a look around and you will see what I mean (but don't get caught...).


And I don't begrudge other females wearing them if they want to.


Darren - you are a sexist Biglet.


 



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Hah!  Just trying to provoke debate!


Oh.  And yes I am.


But I'm not the one who started talking about bums.  That was you, you filthmonger!



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Personally if i'm going to wear eels I make sure their conga eels, them jellied eels just make a mess.


 


 


 


..wot? eh? huh?



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I most certainly don't wear high heels because I feel inferior, but sometimes it's just nice to underline one's superiority!  Oh, and trust me, you'd be amazed to see me sprint for the train in them (even over cobbles, in stilettos).  One last thing, any girl who looks more like a man when she's wearing heels is doing something very wrong.


Right need to change from my heels to my walking boots, please excuse me whilst I go & swap stereotypes!



-- Edited by sha76jam at 21:36, 2005-04-22

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I find it's always good to conform to stereotypes.

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Hmmm, so, were you going with the internet prev stereotype?

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I wear heels occasionally... usually only on days I have to go into the office. Most times I just live in flipflops.


But, as for your questions, I'm tall enough. I don't need 2-3 inches added to my height and im not a shortarse


I wear 'em because they make my legs, butt and stomach (yes, stomach too!) look darn hot.



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quote:
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"Hmmm, so, were you going with the internet prev stereotype?"

As always.  Would you like to see my puppies?



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Mmmm, hot butts...  



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Beware the hot butts, Nate.



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Originally posted by: Andromeda
"...they make my legs, butt and stomach (yes, stomach too!) look darn hot..."




Prove it!



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whats in it for me?



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Er...  Fame and glory?

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eh... I could do without

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Dammit.


How about Jammie Dodgers?  Could I buy you off with Jammie Dodgers?



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Ok, but Jammie Dodgers first... you still owe me for forgetting to have your friend bring them over on his vacation

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It's gotta be worth it.  PM me an address and I'll send 'em pronto.

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actually, i do wear high heels (very high heels) constantly. i'm only 5ft tall. i don't feel inferior to men though. i just like to be a little bit taller. (and they are weapons, whenever necessary.)


 


oh yeah, and i look fabulous in them.



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I say again... prove it!

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you'd have to see my online diary for that kind of evidence.

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Dammit.  Why is getting pictures of girlies so difficult?


It just ain't fair.



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cos you're an internet perv. and a self-confessed one, too.

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Oh yeah.  Forgot.


Duh.



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quote:
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"Dammit.  Why is getting pictures of girlies so difficult? It just ain't fair. "

S'ok JDK, here you go:




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Wow, Santa.  You have great legs!

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Damn, I look good

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First set of legs were much better.



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