The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ooooo. Careful Aodan. I think the system here is, in fact, very different. Firstly, noone informs us what the exact fat content is (that would be far too helpful, and dare I say it, a bit American). Red top is usually skimmed milk. Blue top is full fat, and green is semi-skimmed. What BigMan appears to have purchased is Homogenised milk - might taste a bit UHT...
That's good to know - should I ever be over there again and need to buy milk I'll definitely keep that in mind.
Maybe we're too stupid over here and everything needs to be labled? LOL If I was forced to choose by colour, I'd be looking all over for some sort of colour chart.
As for the homogenized.. every type of milk in my fridge (we've got whole milk to lactose free skim milk in there) save the fat free half and half, and the heavy cream says that it is Homogenized. I guess I just assumed all milk was.
I have a feeling most milk here might be too...although (interestingly) I don't think this was the case when I learned about it at school. That implies there has been a milk processing shift in the last 10 yrs.
I was gonna subject you to a long and entertaining diatribe about terribly important issues with many witty and insightful points. But 'Gah' took less time to say.