The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...people in my office regularly take several days leading up to and including the implementation day of their high profile projects (which they've pretty much kept to themselves to date) off as holiday, leaving certain other members of thier team on their own in the office to cope with the flood of pre-implementation calls about when things are going to happen, how thing are going to happen, who's going to do what and where their reports are an by the way could we have written confirmation of the SLA that you know nothing about and...
