The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
What is the ring tone on your phone? - its a song i forget the name of
Where are my marbles? Peter Pan has them
When do you get up in the morning? when working about 6am
Why is toothpaste minty? Because its 'fresh' but thats not actually the taste of mint -
How do you stay awake through boooooooring teleconferences/meetings? I often drift off then have to have stuff repeated to me - its their fault for being boring.
Above!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? Where are the four corners of the world? When did you last have a curry? Why don't the peely corners on packaging ever work? How come Catfish is having so much trouble seeing the episode where House gets shot?