The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You could try explaining to me how two such similar work days, i.e., this Tuesday and Wednesday, can feel so very different: Yesterday I came home full of energy and a sense of extreme well-being, whereas today I could easily curl up in a ball and cry.
Right there with you King! I am busy (well bored actually) fixing some piece of crap database my old boss put together. One the worst little Access db's I have had to work on. There were around 10 or so tables and none of them related in any way. Too funny and a pain in my arse!
It wasn't yucky kitty litter.. its just the stuff that they kick out of the box that gets everywhere.. like sand.. in the bed, in your clothes, in your shoes, etc.. but because its the clumping litter and we have it in the bathroom, the stuff they kick out clumps to the floor.
I'm on a crap conference call. I've been hammering the crap out of Excel all day, running, erm, Database type stuff. Pivot tables, lookups, forecasting...
I need to find a better way to do what I'm after...