The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ok, I'll come clean. My 'Favourites' folder conatins a long history of websites. Some represent activities I no longer do (such as dabbling with certain recreational drugs which are now virtually legal in the UK) other represent more current interests (such as competition .22 lr target shooting) which I very much enjoy and am half decent at.
'reformed drug user' or 'dangerous (armed) psycopath' - I'll let you decide.
Incidentally, and on a related note, my wife has just noticed some huuuge rats wandering around next doors garden (pics to follow). Am I being neighbourly if I knock on their door and offer to shoot them?
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Hey Short Santa, why have you got one folder called Drugs and another called 'Guns'? Are you a Narcotics expert for the SAS or something?"
I used to own a crosbow - it wasn't much good - I sold it, and used the money to buy a firearm.
This probably means little to our American friends, but getting a firearm in the UK is hard work. The police know more about me than my wife. My rifle is held in better security than those poor people at Guantanamo. I am only allowed to fire it an 'approved' ranges. I'll post a picture of it tomorrow. Good night.
