The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My German housemate learnt a new English word today. She was offered a 'biccy' in a meeting.
She has since announced this is the worst word she has ever heard, and was horrified to hear it uttered by many others in relation to the small plate of biscuits being offered round. 'Why?' I asked her. Just sounds wrong, she said. Wrong wrong wrong.
Never has the word 'biccy' received so much attention.
Personally, despite being English and intimately familiar with the word, I would have deliberately misinterprested it to mean 'here, have a whole plate of delicios biscuit products' and wolfed them all down. Mmmmmmm. Biccies...