The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Someone posted about holiday destinations, anyone got anythin' booked, an' what be yer favorite holiday passtime? I like chillin' out wi' a good book in Ibiza, it`s simply th' most buitiful spot on Earth I be havin' found so far. Ya lily livered swabbie!
Sea dogs be cool but I`m runnin' out o' th' lingo t' keep this going Ya horn swollgin' scallywag!
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
I'm no good when it comes to excessive heat and nor are the kids. We tend to go boating on wide beam cruisers, usually on the Broads or Thames, but this year on the Shannon-Erne waterway in Ireland.