The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Our baby's pram has inflatable (i.e. puncturable) wheels. In the 7 weeks our baby has been alive I have had to repair two punctures. The pram should last baby until she is three years old.
Prize for the first person to tell me how many punctures I am likely to repair before baby has outgrown pram.
Extra clever clogs bonus marks for anyone who can give me statistical errors around there answer.
PS - the answer to my question above may prompt me to burn the pram down and claim for it on my house insurance and then buy one with non-puncturable wheels. Do not answer this question if you are sensitive about insurance fraud.
What on Earth possessed you to buy one with inflatable wheels anyway? Have you never heard of punctures? Don't you have enough on your plate without having to play Bicycle Repair Man?
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "The person who decided to buy the pram did not worry about punctures, because that person knew they would never have to repair one.
Is this a close relative person? If not, I'd say give them some punctures of your own.
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "the person shall remain nameless, however puncturing the person would not be appropriate in the circumstances Thank you for the thought though"
Anytime - the husband and I are in preparation for the coming of our first - so we're trying to be very specific with everyone about what we want and what we don't..(Puncturable wheels being one thing we don't) we'll see what happens though
hey thats great, I won't offer any advice (apart from the punctures thing, which is pretty obvious) because there's no way we've cracked it yet, and funnily enough what will work for us, probably won't work for you. You sort of have to make it up as you go along, y'know?
PS, I apologise, but being new to the board, and seeing your avatar, I thought you were a, y'know, man - sorry.
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "hey thats great, I won't offer any advice (apart from the punctures thing, which is pretty obvious) because there's no way we've cracked it yet, and funnily enough what will work for us, probably won't work for you. You sort of have to make it up as you go along, y'know? PS, I apologise, but being new to the board, and seeing your avatar, I thought you were a, y'know, man - sorry."
ROFL quite ok - I guess that's my come-uppance for laughing and Andromeda when someone thought she was a man hahahah
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda " LOL Jackie! First me, now you... if they're not thinking we're men, then we're a lesbian couple... I think we're doomed "
LOL seriously.. maybe I need a different haircut??
quote: Originally posted by: Aodan "ROFL quite ok - I guess that's my come-uppance for laughing and Andromeda when someone thought she was a man hahahah "
Heh, I can see this directly lead to the tweaking of one signature!