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Our baby's pram has inflatable (i.e. puncturable) wheels. In the 7 weeks our baby has been alive I have had to repair two punctures. The pram should last baby until she is three years old.


Prize for the first person to tell me how many punctures I am likely to repair before baby has outgrown pram.


Extra clever clogs bonus marks for anyone who can give me statistical errors around there answer.


PS - the answer to my question above may prompt me to burn the pram down and claim for it on my house insurance and then buy one with non-puncturable wheels. Do not answer this question if you are sensitive about insurance fraud.



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What on Earth possessed you to buy one with inflatable wheels anyway?  Have you never heard of punctures?  Don't you have enough on your plate without having to play Bicycle Repair Man?

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"Extra clever clogs bonus marks for anyone who can give me statistical errors around there answer.


Let us examine this quote. 


Wrong 'there/their'


No points for Santa.


sorry, i'm bored. 


 



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The person who decided to buy the pram did not worry about punctures, because that person knew they would never have to repair one.


So, how many punctures?


Copper - i'm on leave, you're at work - you do not have time to correct my grammar/spelling.



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"The person who decided to buy the pram did not worry about punctures, because that person knew they would never have to repair one.



Is this a close relative person? If not, I'd say give them some punctures of your own.

-- Edited by Aodan at 17:31, 2005-04-11

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Short Santa





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the person shall remain nameless, however puncturing the person would not be appropriate in the circumstances


Thank you for the thought though



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"the person shall remain nameless, however puncturing the person would not be appropriate in the circumstances
Thank you for the thought though"


Anytime - the husband and I are in preparation for the coming of our first - so we're trying to be very specific with everyone about what we want and what we don't..(Puncturable wheels being one thing we don't) we'll see what happens though

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hey thats great, I won't offer any advice (apart from the punctures thing, which is pretty obvious) because there's no way we've cracked it yet, and funnily enough what will work for us, probably won't work for you. You sort of have to make it up as you go along, y'know?


PS, I apologise, but being new to the board, and seeing your avatar, I thought you were a, y'know, man - sorry.



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"hey thats great, I won't offer any advice (apart from the punctures thing, which is pretty obvious) because there's no way we've cracked it yet, and funnily enough what will work for us, probably won't work for you. You sort of have to make it up as you go along, y'know?
PS, I apologise, but being new to the board, and seeing your avatar, I thought you were a, y'know, man - sorry."


ROFL quite ok - I guess that's my come-uppance for laughing and Andromeda when someone thought she was a man hahahah

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"I thought you were a, y'know, man - sorry."

LOL Jackie! First me, now you... if they're not thinking we're men, then we're a lesbian couple...


I think we're doomed



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LOL Jackie! First me, now you... if they're not thinking we're men, then we're a lesbian couple...
I think we're doomed "


LOL seriously.. maybe I need a different haircut??

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" then we're a lesbian couple... "
Whoah.  The men will be pleased!

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This one is very pleased.

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" LOL seriously.. maybe I need a different haircut??"

Yeah... and I thought my new haircut made me look quite girlie... (well now that its grown in a bit)


 



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Show us and we'll help you decide.

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I will if Jackie will

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  Nice one!

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quote:
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"I will if Jackie will "



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"ROFL quite ok - I guess that's my come-uppance for laughing and Andromeda when someone thought she was a man hahahah "

Heh, I can see this directly lead to the tweaking of one signature!



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heheh yeah.. just in case there was any confusion later on :)

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I'm almost getting the urge to post the cleavage shots from Salem

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the butt cleavage?

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No the chest cleavage...


 


I still think Kev's is the best lol



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"heheh yeah.. just in case there was any confusion later on :)"

Is there a major event to occur that we at the JDBB should be made aware of?



-- Edited by NateO at 23:36, 2005-04-11

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"I'm almost getting the urge to post the cleavage shots from Salem "



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you wanna see my husband's cleavage?



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actually looking back, I think eric's was the best... do you still have a copy? look at his face

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Sitting on the other HD.. when it fried I saved the data, but I haven't imported it yet.

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"I still think Kev's is the best lol"

Definitely missed this part.




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Too bad...


 


I just thought maybe cleavage pics would help a bit to prove we are not men



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