The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
yeah - if I so much as see the black ones look at each other I attack them with a pointy stick.
before you start - I'm in no way racist, but I fail to see the point of black fish in a garden pond, because they are in no way ornamental.
They managed to procreate last year and now there are loads of baby black fish swimming about gobbling up all the expensive fish food that the pretty (i.e. visible) fish should be eating.