The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It depends where you work Shazzy. I get six sick days a year, but if I'm out sick for more than 5 days in a row, company policy is that I escalate to long term leave insurance, which is tricky, because people don't like to pay for nothing...
My vacation pool works so that I have 28 floating days, but I have to burn 7 or 8 on mandatory company holidays, like Christ's birthday, 4th o' July, etc... So I end up with ~20, or four weeks after that. And I burn every last one of them! (my vacation days do not roll over if I do not use them)