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Andromeda


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Do you guys have the law that if you're not a citizen and you marry one, you become a citizen? We do, but Germany doesn't... So I figured if you did, I'd just find myself a nice british hottie and be done with immigration laws

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Pah.  Ain't no law in Britland!

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"Do you guys have the law that if you're not a citizen and you marry one, you become a citizen? We do, but Germany doesn't... So I figured if you did, I'd just find myself a nice british hottie and be done with immigration laws "


Ohhhh! Find me one too! I just won't tell kevin.

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sha76jam


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Oooh, being an American sucks!  (Sorry to break it to you guys!)  Not only do we get paid when we're sick (is it something like up to 6 months if you've been there a while?  Can't remember), but if you need to go to the doctors then you just go, that's not leave.  Why are you not all dead from overwork before you hit 30?

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Oh you poor, poor Americans.

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Andromeda


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I'll see if I can dig up some cute brothers or something


 


But what are we gonna do for work? I don't think title searching exports...



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Because if you're dead you don't get paid.

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ddvmor


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"Do you guys have the law that if you're not a citizen and you marry one, you become a citizen? We do, but Germany doesn't... So I figured if you did, I'd just find myself a nice british hottie and be done with immigration laws "

Heh.  I'll be hot if you like.


Ahem...  just a business arrangement, you understand.  nothing to do with your habit of wearing nothing...


cold shower



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But what are we gonna do for work? I don't think title searching exports..."


Anyone want to sponsor me to sit around being cute all day?

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Andromeda


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"Oooh, being an American sucks!  (Sorry to break it to you guys!)  Not only do we get paid when we're sick (is it something like up to 6 months if you've been there a while?  Can't remember), but if you need to go to the doctors then you just go, that's not leave.  Why are you not all dead from overwork before you hit 30?"

And add to that...


Technically we are allotted vacation time, but in most companies it is actually "frowned upon" if you actually use it. Weekends as well. I took one vacation day last week and you don't know the hell I had to go through for just one day.


I know people who have actually not been promoted because they used all their vacation time.



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gah the more we talk about this the more pathetic I feel

lol

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" Heh.  I'll be hot if you like. Ahem...  just a business arrangement, you understand.  nothing to do with your habit of wearing nothing... cold shower"
The hot tap on your shower can't be getting much use...

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You're allowed to grin while you shake your head you know!

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Andromeda


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"gah the more we talk about this the more pathetic I feel lol"

 


The more I want to move



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sha76jam


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Ugh, your bosses need to get a life!  I think we're meant to be about the hardest worked country in Europe, so really, emigrate, you can't lose!

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Andromeda


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I still wont be able to afford it... I need to get off my butt and get a job that exports.


 


Unless I can find myself a nice sugar daddy.... one, of course, who's not toooo much older than me. Cuz, seriously, ew.



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My sister married a guy 33 years older than her.  He only had 3 teeth!   Don't do it.

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sha76jam


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Oh, it's not that we can afford it, but at least we get plenty of time to truly appreciate our poverty!

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eeeee ... 4 teeth maybe.. but 3? no way. uh uh.

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Andromeda


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Yeah my sister married a guy 26 years older than her and moved to Weisbaden.


 


He's creepy in a dirty old man kind of way 



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ddvmor


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Does no-one ever listen to a word I say? 

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Andromeda


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well off course, but you only offered to be hot, not a sugar daddy as well....

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Susan


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OK Darren.  How much older are you?  Do you count as a sugar daddy or a dirty old man?

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I can be a hot sugar daddy.  Not sure how much older I need to be.  29 isn't enough is it?  Will a hot, buff banker do, instead?

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Aodan


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I want pictures.

Of your teeth!

Make sure you've got at least 4.

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Susan


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ddvmor


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7, I think.  I can't count that high.



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Aodan


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Still more than 4. We have a winner!

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