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Date: Apr 12, 2005
RE: Are all boys this stupid?


Five times, huh?  Most of our learn from the first time.  The equation goes something like:


(me) + (2 tonnes of speeding metal) = SPLAT!



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i never did ask for an explanation. he was the same exciting guy who tortured and burned a duracell bunny to death (before i knew him). shortly before it seriously caught flames, somebody said, "hey, i hope you took the batteries out first!"


what followed involved one burned foot, the smell of smouldering pink fur and a water bucket.


they left the bunny in a bucket of water overnight outside their tent (they were at a festival at the time). when they woke up the next morning, the bucket was still there, but the bunny was nowhere to be found.


 



-- Edited by sam_carter at 09:33, 2005-04-12

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Sounds like one crazy bloke.

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5 times?! I learned to look before crossing the street after the first!


The second time involved an old lady who forgot check for pedestrians when pulling out of a parking lot. That was surprising!  



-- Edited by NateO at 21:08, 2005-04-12

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