The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i never did ask for an explanation. he was the same exciting guy who tortured and burned a duracell bunny to death (before i knew him). shortly before it seriously caught flames, somebody said, "hey, i hope you took the batteries out first!"
what followed involved one burned foot, the smell of smouldering pink fur and a water bucket.
they left the bunny in a bucket of water overnight outside their tent (they were at a festival at the time). when they woke up the next morning, the bucket was still there, but the bunny was nowhere to be found.
-- Edited by sam_carter at 09:33, 2005-04-12
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