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ddvmor


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The Ultimate Chat Up Line
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Check this article on the BBC Website.


The chat up line that Camilla supposedly used is fantastic:


"My great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's lover. So how about it?"


He he he he he.


You gotta worry.



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Susan


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Hahahaha That's a class line!  Well it made me smirk anyway.  If smirking is what she wants from a husband, well...

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Andromeda


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Yah I saw that last night on a documentary the Discovery channel (or TLC?) did on "Charles and Camilla: Road to the altar"


Personally, I think the better line was when the priest made them openly admit to their adultery and promise they'd never do it again before he would bless their marriage. That one made me giggle because it came across like a mother chastising her child... "You've been a bad bad boy..."


 



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Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?


Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?


Come on up and see me urchins.


Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.


I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.


Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?


How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?


Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.


Well blow me down?


Prepare to be boarded.


 


 



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Susan


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It made me burst out laughing.


"We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness, which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed, by thought, word and deed, against thy Divine Majesty, provoking most justly thy wrath and indignation against us.


"We do earnestly repent and are utterly sorry for these honest doings. The remembrance of them is grievous unto us. The burden of them intolerable."



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Aodan


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Just having to admit to "wickedness" with a straight face would be enough to send me into fits.

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