The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've just been told that the word 'Berk', which most of us consider to be pretty inoffensive, is actually a contraction of a late 19th century example of Cockney rhyming slang: 'Berkley Hunt'.
Apparently the first known use of the 'C' word (which is banned, by the way, 'cos it's just plain nasty) dates back to the 13th century - Chaucer referred to a Nun's... parts. Rude man.
Ok... I will concede that the C word, along with the F word and many other words (yes, including p*ssflaps, Santa) are just words and that words of themselves are not offensive.
Like the difference between poo, crap and sh*t. You might say poo to your gran, but you sure as hell wouldn't say sh*t to her. It's the context of the word that makes it offensive.
Therefore, asking someone, with whom you have an appropriate relationship, for an F, is not offensive, but telling them to F off is. Similarly, using the C word (which I still don't like) to factually describe a part of one's anatomy is, in appropriate company acceptable. Calling someone one is not.
glasgow is lovely... so much better then boring old aberdeen!
I really should get around to bugging emma to move again :P
The C work can be used in mather different situations. Out with friends, when a dirty joke is being told, 18 rated movies, bondage parlors er... when eating pot noodles?
speaking of words... I cant wait till the L word comes out in the uk! its gota be soon... right?