The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Copper "I never miss deadlines. I set them myself. That means I can change them just before I miss them. As a result, I never miss deadlines. I have to finish my paper today, for example. But if I am lucky, the deadline will move to Monday. "
"Do you know what a patent clerk makes? I liked the University. They gave us money, they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there."
Woohoo - found the script online! YAY!
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson