The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah 21 children is a bit extreme. I'm in my first right now - and I'm honestly considering never ever ever doing it again.
Not that its so bad - but I had to give up everything I love - and everyone likes to tell me horror stories all day long
Eat fish? YOU'RE BABY WILL HAVE SIX HEADS AND WILL DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Like coffee? YOUR BABY WILL HAVE THREE HEADS WILL BE AWAKE ALL THE TIME AND WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Like hot showers? YOU WILL COOK YOUR BABY AND IT WILL DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ack! Makes you wonder how people ever had children.