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'Wrong queue' for Star Wars fans
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Star Wars fans have started queuing seven weeks early for the opening of the final movie - but appear to have camped outside the wrong cinema.

Dedicated fans are lining up outside the famous Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood but have been told it will open on 19 May at a cinema a mile away.


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  Do these people not have homes or work to go to?

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Apparently not.

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I will never understand the Star Wars fan.. much like I will never understand the Star Trek fan..
It will be the same movie 8 weeks from now.. and you won't be sitting in a theatre full of rancid people who haven't showered in 7 weeks. (hopefully).

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Obsessive-compulsive behaviour is curious indeed.


 


(notice anything funny about my post Halo? )



-- Edited by NateO at 18:28, 2005-04-07

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"Obsessive-compulsive behaviour is curious indeed.   (notice anything funny about my post Halo? )-- Edited by NateO at 18:28, 2005-04-07"
Sweeet.

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"I will never understand the Star Wars fan.. much like I will never understand the Star Trek fan.. It will be the same movie 8 weeks from now.. and you won't be sitting in a theatre full of rancid people who haven't showered in 7 weeks. (hopefully). "

 


me neither... i can't even queue for two minutes in tesco without getting homicidal, let alone 7 weeks.



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Have you fallen for the 'scan your own stuff' ploy yet?

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no we're not nearly that advanced here. this is the north of england, you know. you're lucky if you don't have sheep manning the tills. (or should that be 'sheeping' the tills?)

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The scan your own thing makes me nervous. Not least of which because there's always someone staring right over your shoulder. It makes you feel like you're stealing even if you're not.

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Would you feel less nervous if you were stealing stuff?

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Well, no.. its just the whole assuming you're a criminal even if you're not..

I could never be a good criminal. My face gives away too much. Good ol' Roman Catholic guilt I was raised on.

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"Good ol' Roman Catholic guilt I was raised on. "

Do you have at least three siblings then, mate?



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Do you have at least three siblings then, mate? "


Two biological brothers and one acquired one. Parents split before they could spawn any more.

For more impressive numbers.. My mom is one of 7, my great grandmother was the youngest of 21..

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21 huh?  Must have been some long cold winters!

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Well I think back then you didn't hire help.. you made help... Someone had to work the farm.. lord knows it wasn't my great great grandmother. She was too busy having babies.

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Make help?  How does that work?  I always thought you got babies in the supermarket...

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Mum! Darren says you get babies from supermarkets.  Is it true?  You always said it was a stork.



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I had my brother convinced for the first 9 or so years of his life began in a garbage bin in Alaska. I had a good number of our classmates convinced as well.

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Were they all in the same garbage bin?

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Well, that's just filthy.

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Personally, I think it's a load of rubbish.

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Filthy rotten garbage.

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jeez, 21! That means she was pregnant for almost 16 years of her life, that is insane.

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That's horrible.  Just think about the poor people in her office who had to listen to her talking non-stop about ante-natal sessions and look at fuzzy pictures of half formed fetusses for 16 years.

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Would it be wrong of me to admit that I actually enjoyed being pregnant? 

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Yes.

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Oh.  Never mind.  Can't deny the truth.

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Would you enjoy it 21 times over?

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Er, no.  Twice is more than enough.  Don't mind practicing though.

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