The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
As far as I know it's not illegal. As long as a non-party member pays him for it then it's not anyway.
His vote, his choice how he uses it. Good luck to him if he thinks he'll get a grand for it though. Can't be proved either ... he could vore however he likes at the end of the day. That's the point of the whole thing.
Hmmm I would lean towards Hengles view on this - but unfortunately I think its a bit wrong (sorry dude) - vote rigging (whether you propose to do it in just one case or a whole ballot box) is illegal for all parties involved: The person voting, the person who paid for the voting, whoever, despite whether the person voting stiffs the person paying at the last minute.
This though was cool - I like the answer he gave
Q: What other personal favours are you willing to sell? How much for you to nip my bumcheeks while you kiss my winkle?
A:You have a bad attitude.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
And tthey're not kinds of wrong, by the way. They're types of soup. But I won't get too picky. Particularly if you can come up with 57 valid soup alternatives.
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