The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We have a flame - our boiler just lit - I was pouring myself another glass of wine and I thought I'd try pressing reset again to see what happened (it's only about the 10,000th time it's been pressed in the last 2 days!!). Anyway the flame lit - woo hoo!! Lets see if it lasts - it lit yesterday evening but it went out again after 10 minutes!! Woo Hoo Woo Hoo (we need a woo hoo smiley).
