The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was a professional mole herder, a mollerd! But the bottom fell out of the mole markets when the stock markets crashed and there were no futures in it any more. I often pine for the halcyon days when me and chopper my mole ferret would idle the nights away wittling on plywood out in the glens :sigh:.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
i used to be a productive member of socity .. happy in my day to day life.
Then i tried the the jammie doger bored board... *sniff*it never ends! i am now forever here! Trying anything! everything! for a high as good as that first look at the board...
Jamiie Dodgers ruined my life! Read my story tomorow in the Scottish Sun!