The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's based on my first ever e-mail address with compuserve many many years ago. That's what they suggested based on my name. That's what stuck. So I use it everywhere. Means nuffink.
my bum only has a halo when i've eaten sprouts! And the last time I ate sprouts Dustin Hoffman turned up in a space suite, I couldn't find that power as an option on coh unfortunatly maybe it will be in City of Villians or City of Chavs, I'll be the Buckfast avenger on City of Chavs BTW, Burberry shell suite and mega sovvy ring punch!
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
And we do pronounce things in a different way! Like you say ‘caterpillar’ and we say ‘caterpillar.’ And, uh… No, you say ‘a-*loo*-min-um,’ we say ‘a-loo-*min*-yum. You say ‘cen-*tri*-fugal,’ we say ‘centri-*fu*-gal.” You say ‘leisure!’ We say ‘lie-sur-eye-ay.’ Uhh, uh, you say ‘bay-sil’, we say ‘bah-sil,’ and you say ‘erbs,’ and we say ‘herbs!’…because there’s a f*cking ‘h’ in it.
But you spell ‘through’ ‘T-H-R-U,’ and I’m with you on that. Cause we spell it ‘thruff!’ And that’s trying to cheat at Scrabble. “How can we get that “ooo” sound?” “Well, a ‘U’ will work.” “What about an ‘O’ as well?” “No, we don’t need it, we’re fine.” “No, I think an ‘O’ in.” “Well, all right.” “And a ‘G’ as well.” “What?” “Yes, a ‘G’ would be good.” “…‘guh’ sound?” “Yes, we need a – a silent ‘guh,’ just in the background, in case of any accidents or something.” “Well, all right.” “And an ‘H’ as well!” “F*ckinell, ‘ang on!” “An ‘H!’ In case some herbs come along!” “All right.” “And a ‘Q,’ and a ‘P,’ and a ‘zed.’ Look! It’s a word in Scrabble that’s 480 points!” So yes. And uh…w – we do have s – you know, s – slight differences in that arena."
Always handy to have a copy of the Dressed To Kill script on your computer for just such an emergency
Ive thrown off yer lilly livered english fer pure Sea dog, anyway bein' scottish i be havin' nay starboard t' say anythin' about how anyone speakes try some scottish pronounciations (Spelling?) fer a yo ho ho, th' amount o' tourists who want t' go t' Lock Lomond ha ha ha it loch (wi' a chhhhhhh) Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur!
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quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda "you say ‘erbs,’ and we say ‘herbs!’…because there’s a f*cking ‘h’ in it. "
You can always rely on Eddie to provide an appropriate quote for any situation: "it’s full of British guys, and what the **** do I know about British things?”
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Nate is often right. More often than I'm comfortable with. Beware Nate being right. "
NO! Embrace Nate being right - for he is most often right and Rocks! and desparately wants to take me on a night out with his good Rockliness Self and Swede and other rocking good peeps across the pond...
With tht drinking and the women and the falling over!....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead " ...and desparately wants to take me on a night out with his good Rockliness Self and Swede and other rocking good peeps across the pond... With tht drinking and the women and the falling over!...."
quote: Originally posted by: HaloBurn " I was only being funny or trying anyway!"
It's all good, mate.
Which colonies are you referring to, all of 'em?
Quite right Stead-mate, hit the town with all of the above. Take out some supplemental insurance dude, the U.S. doesn't cover night-on-the-town w/ Nate injuries.
Halo BurN dammit
