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Susan


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I'm just off to try and remove and repair the heating element of my dishwasher.


If I don't come back, send someone round in a couple of days to check I haven't electrocuted myself. 




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ddvmor


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Ok.


Try to resist the temptation to stick your wet hands in the power socket.


It ain't pretty.



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Susan


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Top tip D, thanks


Now where'd I put that monkey wrench...



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ddvmor


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It would be bad.  Go get 'em Ray.

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I'm gonna have to call "Dishwasher Repair Man"  Is he one of your superbuddies? 


D'ya think he'd do me a cheap rate as a friend of a friend?



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The only one I know stars in porn films and will say things like -


"Hmmm hard work this... so hot in here dont you think?"


Not good....



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Susan


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But does he know how to handle a standpipe?



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Did you get it sorted then, mate?

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Susan


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'fraid not.  I stripped it down, removed the deposits and found the element to be corroded beyond repair.  I need to get a man in to replace the element cos there's way to many wires for me to manage.


At least I tried & I'll know if he's trying to fob me off.



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"Well, love.  It looks like the drum has caused a phalanxial overload on the general motor pool.  That'll be a big job... we'll have to take it into the garage and replace the overhead flange nut..."

-- Edited by ddvmor at 22:41, 2005-04-05

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quote:
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"I need to get a man in to replace the element cos there's way to many wires for me to manage."

I hope there's no feminists reading this board.


Good luck Suey-mate!!



-- Edited by NateO at 22:45, 2005-04-05

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Susan


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Or a woman, I really don't mind.  As long as they're cheap!

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JonnyStead


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quote:
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"Or a woman, I really don't mind.  As long as they're cheap!"
Thats almost my motto for life... word for word...

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Susan


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    Stead!

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"Thats almost my motto for life... word for word..."

'Or a woman'?



-- Edited by NateO at 21:34, 2005-04-06

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ddvmor


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Yeah... I heard he favours goats, too.

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