The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Can you add up Mr 'Ive got a good job and consider myself pretty good at most things'?
6 members of the Jammy Super Group. (Jammy Soup?? could that be a name?), 5 votes. We need Diode to vote (who will vote for himself unless he gets shy and can't take the pressure of leadership and fame).
Hmmm. Don't think so. I think the boys voted for Diode (thats you and Biglet), and the girls voted for Lite (sorry Far Star). So noone will be upset (apart from Big who wants a mudfight between his real life pal and a small kind girl he met on the internet - strange boy - and wont get one) when we have a lovely draw and noone turns out to be a nicer gamer than the other.
Then they can play scissor paper stone online tonight. Next week we might even get around to setting this thing up...
The Banjo Corporation The Eternally Happy Toenail Clippings What you looking at? Oldage Mutant Ninja Hampsters Fear the Cheese! Beware the White Rabbit
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