FAO Copper

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

FAO Copper

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Grrrrrr. Who invited him?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Er.... you?

Hey, Santa. How's it going?

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

You're absolutely right - she did.

Hi Big, like the biscuit theme - although I am tempted to copy your idea entirely and flood t'interweb with copy cat custard cream, bourbon and garibaldi sites - if I could be bothered and had the necessary skills (which I'm not and I don't).

Gah, my laziness and ineptitude has preserved your uniquity (word?) and foiled my ambitions once again.

Just for the record, my favourite biscuit is a....err...fig roll...err...at this point in time allthough i'll probably change my mind.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Fig rolls are cool. But beware of consuming too many of them as thay may cause laxative effects.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Fig rolls are, in fact, awful. Nasty nasty biscuits. Santa, I am really quite upset. As for jammie dodgers....

Custard creams. Now there is a tasty biscuit.

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

I am aware of that, as such I balance my intake with an equal amount of sesame seed ryvita, my PhD examines the 3 year trials undertaken to perfect this intestinal cocktail, including the ingredients used in error, of particular interest (to me at least) is the frog chapter, which deals in detail with the effects of consuming amphibians, along with a variety of branded and non-branded fig rolls. The full thesis is avaliable from www.whataloadofbollocks.com

(Note: please do not click this link, as it is probably a real website and I cannot be held responsible for its contents, especially if you are at work/college/prison etc)

oooh, question: do they have the internet in prison?

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

One sec - will check with my pal in prison. Works there, not in it for doing bad stuff.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Dunno about internet, but they do have gruel in prison.

Mmmmmmm.... gruel...

Copp... ask your mate how to make gruel.

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

I believe 'turkey twizzlers' are the modern day equivalent of gruel

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Very topical santa, like it. Lets lead by example and keep up to date peeps.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

quote:
Originally posted by: Short Santa
Gah, my laziness and ineptitude has preserved your uniquity (word?) and foiled my ambitions once again.

What does uniquity mean then?

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

uniquity

\U*niq"ui*ty\, n. The quality or state of being unique; uniqueness. [R.] --Walpole.

BTW I like fig rolls.

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

I think I meant uniqueness

Although 'uniquity', pronounced a little like 'inequity' does have a certain ring

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

ah, so it was a word - thank you, thank you thank you!!!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"Fig rolls are cool. But beware of consuming too many of them as thay may cause laxative effects."

Beware the 'runner's trots'!!!.

I'm a fan of fig rolls!

Heh, I'm rolling up detailed business plans, on a ****e-load of spreadsheets, with a program I wrote. My disk is thrashing violently with this one!

-- Edited by NateO at 01:34, 2005-04-05