The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
On the loo seat at work. Loads of em. All over the place. It looks like someone's been trimming them or something. There's a guy wandering round the office somewhere, with newly trimmed pubes.
personaly i belive that JDK is trying to cover his own tracks. Other people he works with read this right? Stead for one! So he trying to blame his own trimming on another so he has a allibe. Dont fall for it guys!
