The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
1. Little Britain: Lou & Andy - Swimming Pool 2. Monty Python's Flying Circus: Dead Parrot 3. The League of Gentlemen: Tubbs & Edward - Road Men 4. Little Britain: Vicky Pollard - Swimming Pool 5. The Two Ronnies: Four Candles 6. Goodness Gracious Me: Going For An English 7. Victoria Wood - As Seen On TV: Acorn Antiques - Original 8.The Morecambe & Wise Show: Breakfast 9. The Fast Show: Ted & Ralph - Drinking Game 10. Brass Eye: Good Aids/Bad Aids
Well... quite frankly, putting anything above the Dead Parrot Sketch is patently ridiculous. Particularly a faddy comedy like Little Britain, which while reasonably amusing, will fade into obscurity in a few short years. The survey was clearly flawed and should be disregarded. In fact... don't even read this post. It's wrong. All kinds of wrong.
In these sorts of polls (best song, best movie, best sketch) I would ignore anything under 5 years old -
Also the failure to include "Del falling through the open hatch in the wine bar with Trigg" sketch, from Only fools and horses, just about sums this up.
Thats may view! so there - I have spoken. Ehum.
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