The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am concerned that the above picture is not of curry at all. I fear it may be some Mexican thing - chilli con carne or summit. In which case the King (aka Biglet) has either, a) tricked us, in which case we are angry , or b) made an error, in which case he is fallable, and we are sad and directionless