The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
"More important, they were full of people who felt safe bringing their children into the pub (and, yes, there were folks who stepped outside to light up)."
People who think taking their kids to the pub deserve to be flogged! A pub is not meant for, nor is it the best place to raise a child.
Ugh I remember when they made the bars in NYC non-smoking... everyone was outside smoking on the sidewalks and then Bloomberg got mad and threatened to close down the bars at 11pm because the outside smokers were making too much noise.
Didn't work, but still annoying that the threat was there.