The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Catfish has been suffering from a terrible affliction since before Christmas. She has stuck pixels all over her monitor (see attached). The affected area has been getting bigger and bigger as time goes by - I calculate that it will cover most of the South West of England by May.
It also runs painfully slowly, which is similarly upsetting, but she doesn't seem entirely convinced on replacing it, although she does keep mentioning how nice everyone's laptops are.
So my question is this... Her kit needs replacing, but when should she do it?
That's actually a black hole and if someone doesn't buy her a new one and send that thing hurdlig toward a distant star, it's going to consume the planet...Hurry...Ben
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The stuck pixels were a result of a naughty kitten jumping on top of the monitor and knocking it over onto the edge of the keyboard. It was only a line of about 10 pixels to start with, but it's growing every day ...
... but it's not that bad yet My computer isn't that slow either, it just doesn't like doing too many things at once...
... but I'll probably buy a laptop... when the JDK finds the one he wants me to get
Considering you like to keep things for a long time and you dont do processor hungry stuff, I'd buy a new screen and update the old PC a little so its a bit faster... having said that a laptop would help save you precious space!
So in other words I dont know... I just dont know...
Oh yes I do! The JDK has a camera with super fast recording so we need stuff to drop off high places and film the impact - I suspect a PC box and an LCD screen would be ideal and with that in mind I think you need a new laptop -
The Dell at Tesco for Tree Fiddy takes some beating...
that is all...
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It was a nice little package. i believe Susan has just invested in one.
It was an inspired choice on her part -
I'm with the JDK on this one Kazza - Lappie is the way to go - new toys! then we can destroy your old PC in glorious HD!
I LOVE MY LAPTOP!!!
It's amazingly gorgeous in a midnight blue casing and has enough memory for what I need. Yes, it was indeed an inspired choice I'm in bed writing this and am just about to watch an episode of Being Human on iPlayer on it because I've gone wireless this weekend too!
My computer isn't that slow either, it just doesn't like doing too many things at once...
