The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have a tub of small change under my desk at work. We've been supplying it with coppers and 5ps for about a year and now it's full. I'm going to count it some time this week. How much do you think it'll come to? We've had guesses from £10 to £17 in the office.
Here's a picture. The tub stands approximately 21cm (or just under 9 inches) high and is quite heavy.
I've counted about £8 of it. Quite a lot to go. Anyone who guessed in the £10-15 range is gonna be disppointed! I was surprised ahow little space £8 took up! Sadly I'm not back to work again 'til monday and I forgot to bring it home with me, so you may have to wait a bit for your speedboat.
I don't know if it's the same there, but some of those machine's offer you gift certificates to use at places like amazon.com and then you don't have to pay their fee.
No. The machines here nick 10% of your cash and then jam up meaning that you spend an inordinate amount of time waiting for an 'engineer' to come and hit it with a piece of wood thereby negating the benefit of using the damn thing in the first place.