The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This little tid-bit was on the back of my bag of crisps:
"The term 'Hat-Trick' originates from the gentlemanly game of cricket from around the 1870's. If a bowler took three wickets with 3 sucessive balls, he was permitted to remove his hat and take it amongst the spectating crowd for a collection of small coinage. Over the years, the term had become associated with many sports in which a competitor manages to pull off a feat 3 times in a row - such as scoring 3 goals in a single game of footie."
