The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Accidents on 'treacherous' roadsIcy roads across much of Britain have caused scores of accidents and left dozens of people injured.
More than 40 people were hurt, two seriously, in two bus crashes in Gloucestershire. Ambulance officials said roads were "treacherously icy".
Hang on one damn minute. I'm not sure the 'icy roads' caused anything. At best they may have been a factor. Let me just correct that a bit:
Accidents on 'treacherous' roadsPeople driving without dure care and attention to the conditions across much of Britain have caused scores of accidents and left dozens of people injured.
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Accidents on 'treacherous' roadsPeople driving like f*cking morons across much of Britain have caused scores of accidents and left dozens of people injured.Thanks for reading.