The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
To all those pople who didn't use the bad weather as an excuse to drive like morons! I'm pleased to say that despite the snow, I got home last night and back into work this morning without incident.
I hope everyone else was as fortunate as me!
We're rubbish when we get a bit of snow, aren't we!
Spare a thought for Susan who is supposed to be flying to a meeting in Edinburgh today! Good luck with that!
I didn't die on the way to school and only encountered one person who deserved to be shocked with a death ray.
The parking lot at school however... it was like ice skating. Just one big sheet of ice. And if that wasn't bad enough, while you were walking you had to try to stay out of the way of the cars that were sliding everywhere.
Checking in with some of my mates it seems that the only one that couldn't make it to work in the snow was the hardened Scotsman. The one that spends about 50% of his time telling me how I and everyone else in Bristol are 'soft southerners' and can't cope with a little bit of cold.
The irony is so delicious that I don't even need bacon with it!