The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well never thought I'd see the day! "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." (today's quote) is in total agreement with my philosophy that if you have to have it written on your t-shirt, etc then it probably indicates you aren't! I'm talking about things like t-shirts proclaiming "I'm too sexy for my shirt", or "Princess" (though admitedly, were I a princess I'd wear one of those just to be ironic), trackpants with "gorgeous" written across the arse, etc.
(Though I have to admit I did like my t-shirt with EVIL made out in flowers & sequins, except for the number of people who'd squint at my chest & ask "Does that says Elvis?")
Susan wrote:I personally prefer verbal and visual admiration and gentle sensual appreciation rather than a smash and grab raid.
Smash and grab is for inexperienced amateurs whose only interest is quick self-gratification and another mark on the scoreboard...They are unaware of points taken for intensity, simultaneous interest in multiple areas or time spent gaining ever-increasing heights culminating in a mushroom cloud of blinding happiness...Even if they could envision such a thing, they would call that a logical end never knowing that there can be more than one peak ascended by an able climber, one that will be remembered for a lifetime instead of forgotten in a moment...
Is it hot in here, or is it just you...Ben
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