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Suspect accused of trying to steal car transformed himself into a goat in Nigeria
LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.

Cat hit by motorcycle turns into woman, is beaten
A cat hit by a motorcycle in Port Harcourt, Nigeria allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman. Good thing there were lots of people around to kill a second cat-person and beat the accident survivor into a confession of witchcraft.

What could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.
Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.

According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. "The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja," said the source.
Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. "I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said.

When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass.
She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her.

When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital.

"She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear," he said.

If you could turn into an animal, what would it be? And what would you use your awesome power for? Apart from stealing cars and getting run over by mopeds, I mean...

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I'd become a Lion. And that is just awesome by itself. No need to do anything particular with it.

Might also make me feel a little safer walking through the dark parking lot at school after class.. roar.

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I'd be a bear. Bears beat lions!

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Well.. Great Grizzly... or Winnie the Pooh.

Cuz Bear does not always beat Lion ;)

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There's Oil in Nigeria - and morons apparently - we should bomb the holy living crap out of it... nutjobs.

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JonnyStead wrote:

There's Oil in Nigeria - and morons apparently - we should bomb the holy living crap out of it... nutjobs.


No problem there, just use "dirty" nukes and only the surface will be radioactive...We can always slant-drill under it for the oil...Ben



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JonnyStead wrote:

There's Oil in Nigeria - and morons apparently - we should bomb the holy living crap out of it... nutjobs.



And there it is!

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Truckman wrote:

JonnyStead wrote:

There's Oil in Nigeria - and morons apparently - we should bomb the holy living crap out of it... nutjobs.


No problem there, just use "dirty" nukes and only the surface will be radioactive...We can always slant-drill under it for the oil...Ben


I like it - you're a "Yes we can" type of person!



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