The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't know what to be more disturbed about, the fact that Batman needs a sling to hold his appendage up or that he is using a butt plug...Either way my childhood illusions are shattered......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I'm only a leg man when it comes to women, Jon, so I'll bow to your expertise...However, yours may look a little tubby when you're 71 like Batman...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I wonder if some kid once opened his christmas present and cried "Oh, wow! I always wanted a Batman toy that lets me make him vomit water by squeezing his junk!"
I don't know what to be more disturbed about, the fact that Batman needs a sling to hold his appendage up or that he is using a butt plug...Either way my childhood illusions are shattered......Ben
I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but this made me laugh. Out loud. Really hard. I scared my cats.
...Ben
...Ben
