The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Today I have decided to give you all brain damage by introducing you to the ultimate in UKULELE RAP!!!
I'm afraid it's not some sort of joke - the guy appears to have a boatload of not so awesome Ukulele rap videos.
In order to make it up to you, here's what a ukulele is really for... if you're short on time, or just don't like it, I suggest skipping to about 2.5 minutes to see Jake rocking out!
