The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Woke up this morning to my cats (3 of em) acting like someone had spiked their food with methamphetamines. Running around like luntatics, jumping on the bed, off the bed, on my head, down my back. Completely bonko.
I too was woken up by the activities of my cats this morning. Ellie started puking on the duvet. I used my lightening reflexes to get him, onto the floor before anything actually left his body...
It's always nice.
Now... to clarify something. I always thought it was ok to spike their dinner with methaphetamines and the like? Are you saying that it's not?
My morning was preparing a picnic for us to take on our planned two hour walk up Crook Peak in Somerset with the kids.
You will hopefully be pleased to hear that the hill was not so steep that their legs dropped off, and the view from the top wasn't as deathly boring as they feared. ( Kids, eh?)
We have, in fact, returned envigorated, nicely exercised and acceptably hungry.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "I too was woken up by the activities of my cats this morning. Ellie started puking on the duvet. I used my lightening reflexes to get him, onto the floor before anything actually left his body... It's always nice. Now... to clarify something. I always thought it was ok to spike their dinner with methaphetamines and the like? Are you saying that it's not?"
eww.. I came home the other day to find that someone had puked on the bed.
And while I suppose it's perfectly acceptable in most situations, the night before I decide to sleep the next day away is not.