The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Years ago, when I was a mere boy I sort of swapped my brothers Boba Fett figure for an Imperial AT-ST driver. Stupid thing to do, Boba Fett rare and fucking awesome, AT-ST driver crap ... but hey.
Long story short I've felt guilty about it ever since and have been trying to locate a replacement for a few years now. I've just done it. I've just found a mint Boba Fett from 1979 in it's original packaging from before the cardboard vac-packs. I am very pleased. I hope my little brother will be too.
And no, I am not going to tell you what I paid for it. :)
Also, in 1998 you swapped the best years of my life for hanging around in a long haired rock and roll band... how you gonna get those back for me eh? hmmm hmmm?
Good work on your find though!
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