The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This reminds me of the Tomorrows World (old BBC Programme) about the CD. Old wretched Maggie Philbin was there scratching the label side of a CD with a compass and then saying "Look it still plays it cant be harmed!" and we all thought - "Cool no more scratched records"... unless you even put a thumbprint on it or leave it outside of its case for more than 14 seconds...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson