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sam_carter


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big exam today!

but at least i got a lie in.

time for a jealousy day, i think.

anyone for a drink after?



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ddvmor


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What's the exam for?  Will you get a statutory Post Examination Day aftrewards.  More to the point, do you think that Andromeda has cottoned on to all these pretend days off?

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sam_carter


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i took tomorrow as annual leave ... more like "i'll still be drunk and i'm not coming in leave"

this exam is designed to show whether i can call myself doctor.

we have carers' leave, special leave, stat leave ... all kinds of days off for special purposes.

i'd like to try carer's leave ... "my hamster is feeling a little down ... can i have a day off?"

he definitely needs to look into it.

-- Edited by sam_carter at 09:52, 2005-03-17

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ddvmor


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Ooooh.  Doctor Sam.


Good luck!



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I had a bad dream the other night about being forced to take exams.  At my age! 


Fingers crossed.



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Andromeda


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quote:
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"More to the point, do you think that Andromeda has cottoned on to all these pretend days off?"

You mean jealousy day isn't real?



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Of course it is.  He's only joking And!


do you thnk we got away with it?



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Oh thank goodness! I thought I had just lost a bargaining tool when I talk to my boss about vacation time.


 




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ddvmor


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Of course those of us who claim to worship the Jammie Dodger have fifteen 2 week religious holidays every year.  Anyone want to join my cult?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 22:39, 2005-03-17

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Trish? Hey it's Amanda. Yeah I can't come in to work today because I've joined a cult and today is the start of our first two week vacation. Yep yep. See you in two weeks.




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bonniepirateanne


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i'm in
altho am i still allowed to keep the whole Jesus thing as well?

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ddvmor


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quote:
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"big exam today! :omfg"
So how did it go, Sammy?

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Lite





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I swear my aligence! um..... is there some kind of initiantion?


hope you passed your exam!:)


(please exuse my bad spelling. you can tell i nearly failed english hu? ;) )



-- Edited by Lite at 09:23, 2005-03-18

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The initiation involves all of us standing in a circle chanting, with you in the middle, sitting astride a small goat and dressed in a tartan toga, force-feeding yourself jammie dodgers with one hand whilst playing bagatelle with the other.  The ceremony culminates in a deluge of custard.


There are dome technical bits involving cheese, ice-cream and the payment of small bribes that I haven't mentioned here - I just wanted to give you an idea of what you're in for!



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er.. what the hell is a bagatelle?


no nude dancing? i'm suprised at you :P



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ddvmor


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You can dance nude, if you like.  I don't think anyone here will complain.


Bagatelle:



You learn something new every day, eh?



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quote:
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"i'm in altho am i still allowed to keep the whole Jesus thing as well? "

For Christ's sake!?



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bonniepirateanne


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quote:
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For Christ's sake!? "

yes exactly

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JonnyStead


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quote:
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"er.. what the hell is a bagatelle? no nude dancing? i'm suprised at you :P"

I thought it was a musical instrument - apparantly not - though the nails do go PING and it turns out I remember having one of these - just not its name -


Dont encourage him to dance nude its embarassing when we are out -



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sam_carter


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now that's a cult i like the sound of.


this is so damn early in the morning.


and i passed.



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Woohoo! - nicely done!

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Susan


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What?  Passed passed?  Like you can now doctor people?  Cooel.  clap

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sam_carter


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quote:
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"What?  Passed passed?  Like you can now doctor people?  Cooel.  clap"
i wish. i'll be a doctor of philosophy when the corrections are done. i can't save anybody's life but i could possibly bore them to death. in the nhs the two are usually interchangeable.

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Susan


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quote:
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"i can't save anybody's life but i could possibly bore them to death. in the nhs the two are usually interchangeable."


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Copper


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Well done pal!  Im due to submit in August.... 


Just minor corrections?  Nice.



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quote:
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"yes exactly"


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7244999/site/newsweek/?GT1=6305




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