The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...It's really freaky. Catfish brought me a mug of tea a few moments ago and I could hear an odd buzzing noise which I attributed to my laptop. But when I lifted the mug it got louder. It's coming from the base of the mug. My tea is BUZZING!
The mug in question is a joke mug that used to make the noise of a telephone whenever you picked it up... I played many a trick on unsuspecting visitors with it. I think I was given it as a present when I lived at home with my parents, but it hasn't made a noise for about 10 years!
This also explains the strange incident from yesterday evening which had us lifting up the sofa and searching through the understairs cupboard to see if we could find something that was ringing... I totally forgot that this old mug used to ring! My own joke mug played a trick on me!
I've just spent about 10 minutes looking for the source of the sound of running water behind the washing machine. It had finished it spin cycle but was still making a noise like it was drawing water. It had me concerned... until I realised that the joke mug had just been washed up and was upside down on the draining rack above the washing machine, yes... you guessed it the mug had me fooled yet again...
Truckman wrote:Are you saying that the machines are rising against the people in GB and the smartest one they could send to your house was a coffee mug?......Ben
Yes... Sarah Connor got the Terminator, I got an old joke mug...
...Ben
...Ben
