The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think you're right, it is an Irish phenomenon - pertaining solely to the surname Morrissey. How do I know? you ask. Well, let me ellucidate... The copy of Splinter that you burned so selflessly for me(for evaluation purposes only, of course) is completely 'arse about face'. Hit That is the only track that appears in the right track position!
Still, the music's good whatever position you listen to it in!
Hang on a sec there Joe. How can a thread degenerate if it starts with a title like 'arse over elbow'?
Anyway, what have you got against listening to music upside down? It's obviously the way Darren intended for me to listen to it. It may even be the way The Offspring intended their music to be appreciated. <I have yet to discover whether the fog does actually clear from the lyrics that way though. I'll have a go later...>
Ok, maybe thats just my mind trying its best to put a bad spin on things - but i would have thought that someones arse over someones tit was a bit more in the gutter than someones arse over someones elbow? (when pictured of course).
As for the Offsprings lyrical aptitude, better not comment or i may be in for some rough replies
It all depends on whether the arse and tit/elbow belong to one and the same person, or whether the arse is over an entirely different person's tit/elbow. Could get in a bit of a tangle if it was someone else's. Is that what you were thinking of perhaps? Hmmmm. Anyone for a game of twister - sounds kinda fun!!!
As for The Offspring, they do offer some sound advice for those new to prison life though, don't you think...?
Twister!! Its been ages since i played that - gonna have to go and buy it for the summer - there you go Kate, thats how you will recognise me, i'll be one of the ones playing twister in The Botanical Gardens with lots of bottles of "apple juice" and "coke"
This is true, although i suppose i cant really comment - i havent heard more than a minute of any of their songs - then the channel is usually turned over - if pauline has the remote usually to whatever reality tv show is on at the minute (the salon infortunately or that crap on channel 5 with ex reality tv "stars") or eastenders or something.
All this talk of the thread descending into the gutter is pretty moot, isn't it? I mean lets face it - we're all sitting at home or in the office whilst looking at the Bored Board. I don't know about any of you, but I have no gutters in my office or at home and they are not a common feature inside UK buildings (except possibly those manky old urinals).
Maybe it's an Irish thing, Joe - like driving on the right...?
I'm gonna play with his eye toy, I'm gonna play with his eye toy, I'm gonna play with his eye toy, I'm gonna play with his eye toy!!!! Roll on Thursday. Yip yip.
I'll trust you on the choice of eye toy games & you'll have to teach me, I'm a novice (careful choice of wording to avoid the obvious "but I thought you had children" line).
As for dinner, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Sorry, got a bit carried away at the thought of someone else doing the cooking for me!! Pizza, spag bol, lasagne, sausage & chips, enchilladas, I don't mind. It'll be gorgeous whatever it is.
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Roll on Thursday. Yip yip.
