The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I can honestly say that I didn't get anything awful this year.... which is probably a first :) It's been a tough time for everyone this year (at least in my circles) and its nice that people got a little more creative with their gift givings rather than just buying any old thing.
I did pretty well this christmas with not too much useless tat. However, I did get an ice scraper for the car with an LED light in it ... my Mum thought it would be good for the dark mornings!
I did pretty well this christmas with not too much useless tat. However, I did get an ice scraper for the car with an LED light in it ... my Mum thought it would be good for the dark mornings!
Maybe she didnt spot the garage you park in? lol
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I don't think I got any truly awful presents this year. There was a trilogy of Torchwood novels that I'm never, ever going to read, but at least they were in the right genre.