The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A very nice leather jacket from the JDK and Catfish (Royalty can afford big pressies!) A super cool Rocky T-shirt - the likes of which has never been seen!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
But this may be out ranked at some point because, from what I hear, the majority of my presents are still sitting in a UPS warehouse halfway across the country. Stupid snow
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